I most certainly hope not!
(Also that’s vaguely physically impossible.)
Also also,

Don’t you play games with my heart, Anon.
Don’t you play games.

(as an aside, if you are the Doctor, I apologize for not believing you, and also why are you on my Tumblr? and which one are you?)
(I’m covering my bases on this one guys)
ohmygosh Cait I can’t wait to go and listen to all those songs and asdfgkher that is one of the nicest things anyone could ever say
I am just so excited right now


139-Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
None of my lady-friends, but a few of my guy-best-friends, who weren’t really “best” friends, but they were the best guy friends I had, if that makes sense.
I just happened to be friends with really attractive funny interesting guys who weren’t interested in me at all.
Funny how that happens.
/sarcasm
I despise him.
I want to kick him down the stairs.
And then I will not cry.
Are you still wanting me to lie about these things?
Because if so, then I would definitely not hit you in the face.
If we’re not lying anymore, I did NOT PUSH MY DOG DOWN THE STAIRS OMG