when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out

I make jokes all the time about passing down my figures like heirlooms but like. I’m lying in bed dying slowly and I call my oldest grandchild over and I’m like “listen… listen I want you to have this…” and I pass over Loghain and Charlie is like “oh god mom no” and I say a little louder “you keep this safe kid this is my prized possession pass it down to your grandkids someday” “mom stop it” “he’s impORTANT TO ME CHARLOTTE I’M DYING”

my Loghain figure is coming TODAY apparently I got an email from the post office that says it came in at 4:45am like I could have him by this afternoon oh gosh oh gosh

I don’t want to be at work I want to be at home either sleeping or writing shitty AU fic


tbh dress codes are fine as long as they are about looking professional and appropriate for a learning/working environment and not about ‘don’t distract the boys’ and slut-shaming, and as long as it’s enforced equally for all genders

it is the sexist attitude about it that needs to be changed, not the fact that there *is* such a thing as dress codes

"if you don’t get up," lauren says, "you can’t seduce the IT guy"

A ‘what-if we had a ton of lady assassins’ mix

For the lady assassins we’d adore. The lady assassins who’d we love to hate. The lady assassins who would be well-written. For the lady assassins who would cause a fandom war….

and for the lady assassins who weren’t too hard to animate.


# ac    # fanmix    


"Why does representation matter it’s just a video game" - ppl with so much representation they could literally drown in it


jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy